Visne partem mei capere? Comminus agamus!

You want a piece of me? Bring it on!

Puellae filiae agricolarum sunt. Puellae pulchrae sunt. Puellae nautas in via spectant. Nautae pulchri sunt. Puellae nautas salutant. O malam fortunam! Nautae male mares sunt. Nautae as puellas digitos impudicos porrigunt. Puellae nautas appellant, "Speramus naviculam misellam vestram as scopulum adlisam iri summersum." Puellae in forum descencere destinant et ibi mercimonium furari. Omnes paucis annis prosedae erunt.

The girls are the daughters of the farmers. The girls are pretty. The girls see the sailors in the street. The sailors are hunks. The girls say hello to the sailors. Too bad! The sailors are homos! The sailors give the girls the finger. The girls call out to the sailors, "We hope your stupid boat hits a rock and sinks!" The girls decide to go down to the mall and shoplift some stuff. In a few years, they will all be hookers.

This message has been brought to you by Scottie who advises: Te oportet futuere tete. It behooves you to go f*** yourself.

What's a girl to do with friends like this?

Oh em gee. Yes. I really said that. But I have good reason to! *dies*





*comes back to life*
I I I I I AM GOING TO THE JACK'S MANNEQUIN CONCERT! *explodes*











*glued back together by Jené*
OMG I'M SO EXCITED! And I want to go see the Pink Spiders too! I think that's the 21st or 20th. I am pretty sure it's the 21st, though. AAAHHHHHHH! *bursts into flames*
















((That's a wristband that you can buy and the money goes to cancer research at the place when Andrew was being treated for his Leukemia.



*molded back into shape out of ash*
Pfffththp.

*falls over*


















AAAHHHHHHH ANDREW MCMAHON!


---Scottie: O-oh, California in the summer. O-oh, and my hair is growing long.

It was beautiful. It was everything. It was nothing.

Watch the stars turn you to nothing. Now blush and smile as they whisk you away. Part your lips a bit more, I'll swallow your fear. i will show you how all the bite marks impress a need to be here, a need to see city lights, like rain, dance and explode, fall upon debutants reeling from nights that kiss and control all of our broken hearts. Velvet burns the wrists while restraining. You blushed and smiled and said you would stay. One more time, steal my breath, I'll feed you the sky, I will show you how. Steal the glamour from death and before you die, oh, you should see the city lights, like rain, dance and explode, fall upon debutants reeling from nights that kiss and control all of our broken hearts. "We all want to die like movie stars," you said as you jumped from the height of our cutting room floor while above us, glowing, exploding, our dreams burst forth in light and death. Hold me and tell me "We'll burn like stars. We'll burn as we fall. Watch as city lights dance for us."

Eventually it all comes back to this. Eventually you have nothing else. Shame really. May I get YOU something? Give me anything.


-"Kiss and Control"
-A.F.I.
-Decemberunderground



Uhm, yeah. I'm really bored and I like that song and the little thing it has in the lyric book. It's got something after all the songs and I think that if you put them together it's a little story. I'm not sure, though. That's a really great song. I'm really hungry now, so I'm going to go eat.
:)
Go buy CDs.

Ramalama Bang Bang Crash!

Yay. Um, here's a little update.

November 6th-I shadow Erin at Spalding just for the fun of it

Jené-Is the awesomest. My chou chou. Hahah. And if guys come near us, we'll taser them.

Nick Lyle-Needs to answer his phone and go to the meeting tomorrow so I have some way of wordlessly repelling John Tully.

Greg-Is my number one fan! Yay! Go me!

Rocky-Is a spaz and needs to stop having friends. :)

I-Need to do my history and scripture homework so:

You-Can watch this!



If you let it load all the way first it works better, but it's my favorite routine from that show so you must also love it. Now do so!

------Scottie: "It makes me giggle!"